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Ratty Tash

To stick ones finger up an arse, either your own or someone elses, and to then smear this finger and its contents under the nose of the victim. This gives them a moustache of shit - or a ratty tash.

Victims can be lulled into the act by asking them "What does this smell like to you?"
When Sweetman was younger he gave his entire family a ratty tash on Christmas Day - the mucky bugger - using the old "What does this smell like to you?"
Ratty Tash by SwiftSix July 2, 2005
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RAGGA TASH

Some one in need of a shave/Over grown facial hair
Look here comes RAGGA TASH
RAGGA TASH by rob holden May 28, 2008

A Tash Picnic

A picnic in which you go with the intention of having an actual picnic, but instead bang each others brains out. In a rural area.
"I went on "A Tash picnic" today, it was good sex."
A Tash Picnic by Pink curtains September 1, 2013

Fat Tash 

Extremely angry fat woman often found naked and crying in the westcountry
Fat Tash punched my friend today
Fat Tash by asdfghjklzxcvbnm123457890 September 21, 2011
A person who has a hairy (bum) or (ass) is said to have an ass-tash - which is basically a (mustache) on somebody's (ass)
ass licker : oh my god! - you didn't tell me you have an ass-tash!
ass lickee : oh sorry I forgot to shave it
ass-tash by peter 4skin eater August 14, 2007

Toilet Tash 

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
Toilet Tash by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011