tarzanism

(n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.

When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.

by LadyCorinne May 11, 2014

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 05, 2018

Tarzan

Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.

A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.

by Traumaform June 26, 2018

Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Tarzan Twist

A move where you double up and double down onto a man when he is reading to swing from the trees. He wants to be tased so do it. The receiver will always be named peter and he most probably loves dogs a little too much to the point it is creepy.

Yo I just tarzan twisted my homie bro. Peter could not handle my gawk gawk 3000

by The Tarzan Man February 10, 2021

Tarzan Nipples

When a girl’s areola are abnormally large in size

Ashlee was drunk and horny one night and her Tarzan nipples pop out of her shirt, and everyone jumped out the window to escape the view.

by Blmcollwge10193 May 27, 2018

Tarzan mullet

when your hair is long wild and crazy.

yo home boy has'nt had a hair cut for a minute he got a tarzan mullet.

by booyah316 April 03, 2011