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Tarzan

An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...
Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappin’ them gorilla cheeks? 👏🏼💋💋💋
by MrWhomstDVe February 26, 2020
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Tarzan

Somebody who is extremely stupid, or willing to do anything that you ask of them no matter how dangerous it may seem.
Did you see Clay jump off of that bridge? He is such a tarzan.
by Birdman March 10, 2020
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Tarzaning

A term described by the actions of very desperate females who undeniably want a guy (primarily his dick) and are visably doing it so much, they are practically swinging off his dick.
Brandon -- Dude, he has so many girls chasing after him

Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him
by NumberThreeSloth August 13, 2011
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Posh Tarzan

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’
by anonymous March 15, 2023
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Neck Tarzan

I can't find Raoul, I guess he's out playing Neck Tarzan again!
by Big-t Tarzan October 25, 2023
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Tarzan

The newest racial slur for black people just dropped!
*distant beep heard from fire alarm*
"Tarzan replace your fucking batteries"
by 🎏 February 9, 2024
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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