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Takis

National get takis day is on June 23rd

Man: hey do you know what day it is
Teen: no?
Man: Its national get takis day
Teen: whoa dude i love takis
Man: heres some money
Teen: Thanks man ill be back
Man: *Proud of him self*
Takis are the best
by Roxygirlgirlgirlgirl June 1, 2021
mugGet the Takismug.

Taki Jockey

A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.
"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
by Hoobadobious Maximus June 23, 2022
mugGet the Taki Jockeymug.

eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is
Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food
by homo_simpson February 28, 2025
mugGet the eat a taki mossmug.

Taky Wayhard

The alter-ego. Someone who enjoys the rape brought on by her friend and has a strange obsession with touching. Taky thinks about things before she does them, and even after considering the consequences, she does them anyway.
"You are touching me too much!" "Don't be a Taky Wayhard."

"I don't want to have sex with you!"
"Too bad!"
"No!"
"Come on! Just be a Taky Wayhard!"

"Why did you throw the soup at the window if you knew what was going to happen?"
"I guess im kinda a Taky Wayhard"
by friendship_ninja January 5, 2013
mugGet the Taky Wayhardmug.

taki lips

a condition where the top and bottom of your lips are on fire because you ate too much takis
That guy got taki lips, my guy
by kiwibo October 21, 2019
mugGet the taki lipsmug.

Taki

A person's finger that is bitten so much that it begins to bleed

)based upon the chip of the same name)
Holy Shat Batholomew, it appears to me you have a taki
by RarFile_99 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Takimug.

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