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tailgateitus 

The shitty feeling after one tailgates for a prolonged period of time. Usually followed by common symptoms of headache, nausea, dehydration, short-term memory loss, and AIDs (Alcohol Induced Diarhea).

Not unusual to wake up with unexplained bumps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.
Jacks: Dude I feel like such shit.

Rich: I know, I feel like a midget snuck in my butthole and punched my liver.

Rezi: Did we even go to the game? I remember seeing a football... I think.

Alex: Faggots, text book tailgateitus. Grow the fuck up, especially that D-Bag Jacks. What a bitch.
tailgateitus by Huskers4Tailgating September 12, 2011

Tailgated 

Getting shit faced and destroyed at a tailgate, then going home instead of going to the bars.
Man, I got tailgated last night and was out before dark.
Tailgated by AB33GT October 14, 2018

Tailgater 

Kyle Busch is so good in the lower series, he's a buschwacker and a tailgater.
Tailgater by datdudeJdubs January 29, 2021

Tailgazer 

To gaze upon a fine lady's beautiful posterior. The inability to look away from a fine piece of ass.
I was walking to the train today and the tailgazing was fantastic! It's great to be a tailgazer on a day like today.

I hate going out with my boyfriend he is such a tailgazer!

I can't believe she is marrying him, doesn't she know how much of a tailgazer he is?
Tailgazer by tailgazer.com December 18, 2012

Tailgating

When a fart follows you around wherever you go!
Peeyuw, go away! Go away! You're tailgating me!
Tailgating by Fullofsushi December 22, 2018