lung taffy 

The glob of gelatinous goo that comes up when you have a bad case of the crud and you cough for 30 minutes.

With all the people pulling lung taffy around my cubicle, I know I'm going to get sick soon.

lung taffy by BigDaddyz April 13, 2005

laffy taffy 

Slang for the females lips of the vagina. Also a candy made by the Nestle company. They have a joke on every wrapper

Girl shake that laffy taffy

I had banana flavored laffy taffy at Jimmy's birthday party

laffy taffy by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

Schaffy Taffy 

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

Schaffy Taffy by luvduv99 November 23, 2011

laffy taffy 

Vagina, its the true definition from the song you non gehtto dumbasses

girl, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl

laffy taffy by gehttoONE April 30, 2006

pulling taffy 

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.

She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.

pulling taffy by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018

Saltwater Taffy 

A great, old-fashioned candy that has been around since 1892. Made in Salt Lake City, Utah, this chewy candy consists of flavors that include licorice, peppermint, chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon, rum, orange and cream, and blue raspberry. I love this wonderful candy, and you can find it in many grocery stores, including Meijer's, and it is also made in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, where it is also a speciality item.

Saltwater Taffy is prone to causing cavities and other dental problems, but they can be avoided. The best way to eat saltwater taffy and evade tooth decay and cavities is to suck on it until it gets smaller and easier to chomp on. Chew a few times and then swallow it.

Saltwater Taffy by Damyankee March 16, 2005

Lady Taffy 

A term used to describe a womans vagina in a more textural way but also having a humorous tone about it.

I played with her Lady Taffy for a bit

Lady Taffy by B.M.P. February 23, 2011