tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

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Smited

When someone is going to be struck down with lightning.

“This is the End John! Prepare to be smited!”

by Urban_Droopy December 10, 2019

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Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.

Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

by MarieLouise November 12, 2007

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smited

Being so smacked out and high that you cannot function in any normal way. It's as if god has smited you, but this is never a bad feeling. The person who is messed up must be having a good time in order to be smited, and feel as if god has brought he/she up to heaven on the backs of junky dirt horses and a bit of weed.
-i know the past tense of smite is smote, this is not meant to be the past tense of smite, rather a state of being.

after banging...
"i am so smited!"

by smartieluva July 18, 2007

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Smited

The past-tense of Smite.

Andrew: I have Smited you.

by Shiny_Dragon November 12, 2006

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suite

Originating from an attempt to look like a retad by spelling "sweet" as "suite" in order to validate a trade in fantasy football. Suite is one of the hottest commodities in sound waves right now. Often used in conjunction with d00d, man, dude. It is being suggested that changing the spelling of a word to it's homophone compliment will gradually overtake the 1337 language common on the internet.

1. suite (noun) - greater than or equal to "sweet"

- Suite, d00d, very sweet.

- Suite, dude, very sweet.

- That's retad, very suite.

by MTM September 3, 2004

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