Stalkerism

When a guy calls a girl 33 times in one night along with many text confessing love.

Juan's stalkerism made her thumbs hurt from pressing the reject button on her phone so many times.

by zernic March 7, 2010

stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!

i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart

by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

myspace stalker

One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.

Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.

by Lar January 6, 2006

stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)

That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.

by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010