stoners

good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

Cheers to stoners everywhere

by BMW February 18, 2004

stoner improvisation

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

Stoners Luck

When you lose your money in a super sketch deal. Usually happens with stoners bc were all too lazy to remember where our cash is. Can also be good like finding a stash weeks later.

"Yeah mannnn it sucks. I was gonna get a 40 sac this weekend but my money just fuckin left."
"that sucks, haha stoners luck man"

"whoa dude, i just found my 60 from last may!!! Hooray for stoners luck!"

by "_" Stoned February 22, 2009

stoner piss

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

by fiend420 November 28, 2009

Stoger

A stoge smoker, a cigarette smoker

-"Man I need a stoge"
-"That fool's a stoger, hes probably got some"

by u got an extra stoge? April 8, 2010

Stoner Hide & Seek

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

by BLAZEMASTERC420 May 2, 2011

Stoner Innovation

When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.

Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"

Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"

by blupblupblup September 9, 2011