Some one who you smoke copious amounts of the sticky green with, whenever you see each other. You have had so many epiphanies through the smoke filled room with him, that he knows you better then you know yourself. You realize that you don't need money to be happy in life, you just need companionship, and some dank weed. You are connected not only physically (no homo), but spiritually, mentally, and emotionally...(no homo) You have never been sober with your stoner buddy for more then an hour or two, and the primary discussions when you are sober are about what your going to do when you get high. Your stories always revolve around the herb and the highs you've had. Even if you haven't seen your stoner buddy for weeks, the time when you reunite is like no time has been passed at all. You would take a bullet for this person, and would sacrifice yourself an any way. You would cross miles of sub-zero temp. during finals week to toast a bowl at two in the morning. When you buy a phat sac, you don't consider it yours, you consider it ours. Your motto is fuck it, lemme smoke this bowl wit chu first. Your always low on cash (as most stoners are) and pool and hustle anything you can just for some more mary j. Can be found slouching in ridiculous positions with empty Doritos, Mtn Dew, cereal and fruit roll up boxes, and possibly a plate of pizza rolls, with chill as beats in the background, and incomprehensible mumbles coming from somewhere in the haze.
Reagan Era Bystander on the Street: Can you hear that music coming down the street? Sounds like its...MJ malt liquer? What the Hell?!?!?!
Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!
Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!
Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!
Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!
by Bob Marley Jr. 420 rasta June 20, 2011
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by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006
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But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !
Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
by Babe01! June 15, 2017
Get the Stolen moments mug.Not to be confused with somebody who has only done it once or twice, a stoner poser is someone who tries to seem rebellious by bragging about smoking and rarely talks about anything that dosen't have to do with smoking. These guys smoke once a month, maybe, and think they are hardasses. Most of them mooch bud off of one or a group of people and never consistently pay. You can spot a stoner poser by their bob marley apparel and rasta gear.
by john984589344 August 20, 2013
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A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life
A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.
A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”
A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave
A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave
... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
A place where kids who think they are tough or gangster but they are really just wiggers and would piss their pants in front a cop in real life
A place where kids are doing drugs in the bathroom and doing stupid shit like putting a staple in a electrical outlet or being so worthless and stupid that they do stuff like lunch a locker until they break a wrist.
A place where all of the girls are total sluts and act like they are annoyed when boys look at them even though they are wearing that absolute minimum amount of clothing. Then they say they are bi so they can say that they are being discriminated against because they are so “qweer”
A place where all of the guys either look like they are 4 years old or look like they are 18 and for some reason never shave
A place where the boys either look like they are in 4th grade or look like they are 20 and don’t shave
... a absolute waste of human life, 3 years and nothing gained
by Stollerstudent September 24, 2019
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Get the Got Stole mug.A student who excels in AP courses and advanced level classes, but still enjoys smoking weed regularly. As AP classes have become more popular, the term AP stoner has become necessary to distinguish AP nerds from those who still know how to have a good time.
Joe: Dude, I smoked a fat blunt with Jack last night, we got RIPPED.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.
by RogerTheGreat August 11, 2009
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