Stiff Little Fingers

Great Irish punk band. Many wonderful songs about English colonization in Northern Ireland. "Alternative Ulster" is the best song in the world.

Stiff Little Fingers rocks

by Leandro October 26, 2004

stifler's mom

-the milf in american pie 1 and 2. finch boned her much to the embarassment of stifler
-HOT MAMA

finch: janine, janine!
stifler's mom: call me stifler's mom
finch: OH STIFLER'S MOM!!!!

by CrutchCrickert September 23, 2004

stiff clit

A ladies version of a boner

That chick has a stiff clitt for that dude

by Ajay1 December 6, 2013

stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019

anti-stiffy

noun, verb.

applies to males/transsexuals only.

someone, or something so unattractive, it causes the penis to recede within the body--a reverse of the action of where a male has an erection, which is commonly known as a "stiffy".

"hearing about your venereal disease really just gave me an anti-stiffy."

"when the porno film shoot went horribly wrong when the star actress came to work with the flu, anti-stiffies were had all around."

by atilla February 17, 2005

SPIFY

SOMEONE WHO IS FITTED/DRESSED WELL OR BOMB

KYLE LOOKS GOOD I CAN ACTUALLY SAY HES LOOKIN KIND SPIFY

by KASH KE April 7, 2009

Stifmeist

French Pussy Magnet,who want to get bury upside down, so the whole world can kiss his ass.Always got in trouble his whole life for having a big mouth.I needs blood in my caffeine system

OH MY FUCKING GOD!its Stifmeist. Don't even get me started on that

by Stifmeist April 17, 2010