n ~ a person latently possessing potently sharp skills & tactics that send shockwaves through asphalt paved blocks & knocks socks off some skeptics so savagely they soil themselves silly
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1 Feynman R, Leighton R, and Sands M. The Feynman Lectures on Physics . 3 volumes 1964, 1966. Library of Congress Catalog Card No. 63-20717
1 Feynman R, Leighton R, and Sands M. The Feynman Lectures on Physics . 3 volumes 1964, 1966. Library of Congress Catalog Card No. 63-20717
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Look, I know I might have spent the night at Bill's house, but it's not like I'm stookin or anything.
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She was willing to stoogefy herself on behalf of a dishonest colleague, solely because the colleague was a member of a visible minority group.
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