Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
by P2P narco May 8, 2019
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Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!
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Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.
Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.
Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.
Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!
Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!
Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.
by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 9, 2010
Get the Sarah Palin cheat-sheet mug.Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.
by Devveyovich August 9, 2009
Get the skeet rag mug.Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
by KEJIAN February 26, 2009
Get the Sheetshock mug.The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
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Get the Sheet Butter mug.Verb To confidently ignore your problems under the false pretense that they will simply go away on their own.
Yeah, that Klan rally is coming through town tomorrow, but if we all just sheetcake this, we'll be fine.
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