Statistacist

Someone whose prejudices are based on statistically significant categorizations of people based on certain characteristics. Statistacists are often mistaken for racists due to modern culture's ignorance of the fact that racism means the belief that one race is superior or interior to another based on it's genetic makeup.

The statistacist's predilection was factually correct.

by Ausome Austin July 18, 2019

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Statutory drooling

Intensely ogling a very attractive underage person.

He was statutory drooling at that cheer leader.

by Mpkane March 1, 2020

Statutory rape

When you are of age and have sex with a minor.

Statutory rape is about to be 17 and dating a 14 year old.

by Cheeseman1212 September 17, 2020

statistanomical

Term used to make conversation revolving around boring topics more interesting.

Generally used to describe stat terminology because stat is the most boring thing ever.

Have you been studying for the upcoming stat test?

Hell yeah I’ve been practicing my statistanomicals!!

by Iced_out_my_MsD January 7, 2021

Statutory rape

The rape of someone under 16

I don't know she was 14 it's wasn't statutory rape

by 459395 February 28, 2022

Statuatory Dap

The unconsentual dapping of a minor

"That guy that moved in next door was charged with Statuatory Dap last year"
''Oh geez what a maniac"

by Golden Handles445 May 23, 2022