mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.

Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.

by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018

staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.

We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!

by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

Stapled

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.

Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most

by Metal422life July 14, 2023