stalker-feed

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.

Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"

by Blakeley December 27, 2007

Stateriotic

Combination of State and Patriotic
Loyalty to ones state, or the state you used to live in

Andy: Did you find out if Jimmy the Ground Hog saw his shadow?
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.

by Afendra February 23, 2009

stalkerfriend

A friend who immediately knows everything that goes on in your life via social networking (myspace, facebook and twitter), and your other friends, but never directly from you.

Jay: It's like what you said about ....

Jane: When did I say that?

Jay: It was on your twitter.

Jane: Stop being a stalkerfriend.

by subsistence May 29, 2009

Stalker squad

Term used to refer to the Sydney based group of fanboys Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood. Known on the internet from meeting celebrities from all over the world in their hometown of Sydney, Australia and for excessive number of celebrity follows on their personal Twitter accounts.

Have you seen who the Stalker Squad met today? Kim Kardashian!

I'm so jealous of the Stalker Squad, they met my favourite band!

by Blondhes June 10, 2016

facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.

a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009

scaredy-stalker

A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.

"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."

by ur2funny May 17, 2011

sugar stalker

Noun: A person who buys things or pays bills for that one they are Stalking.

My "service provider" said my bill was paid, but it wasn't me or anyone I know. It wasn't a mistake. Appears my Sugar Stalker paid my bill.

by Jaymi November 15, 2017