Cock Scholar

A whore or slut, someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

by Dommy Style May 29, 2007

Shole Weat Bread

Carson is a fucking retard.

Whole Wheat Bread spelled incorrectly.

Guy 1: While you're at the store can you grab some Shole Weat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?

by king_Maria November 30, 2019

Youtube Scholar

Individuals who troll others on Youtube by making comments to videos that are generally insulting and/or have explanations and facts to videos that otherwise don't require them. These facts or insults are completely unnecessary, and the individuals who post them generally have no lives, live with their parents, and play World of Warcraft all day long. Also, these ignorant, pompous, uncouth nerds live in their basements, have neckbeards, and breathe through their mouths, lacking any real form of education, else they wouldn't fucking be putting what little brainpower they have in Youtube comments.

"Why the hell are these douchebags barking about Communism and the USSR just because they see a fucking video with the Soviet Union National Anthem?"

"I don't know, just a bunch of fucking worthless Youtube Scholars if you ask me."

by originalwhackmaster October 18, 2009

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

Schola

A sweet and beautiful woman who is always happy has no problem sacrificing for those she loves she has a lovely smile and beautiful brown eyes she can never let a good opportunity for success

1st person :i met someone today
2nd person: who is she

1st person: her name is Schola

by ?????? france July 2, 2020

Scholastitute

"Scholar" hired to validate the opinions and prejudices of his/her employers. A PhD of ill repute.

That think-tank is staffed entirely by scholastitutes.
I had such promise as a student; to think that I ended up as a scholastitute for a political campaign is almost too much to bear.

by Bellingson January 20, 2011

Scholarly debate

This term is generally used when two or perhaps a few more people debate something so obscure, or perhaps simply uninteresting to the general public, that they are the only people on the planet who know about the subject, and therefore know so much more about this specific subject than everyone else that they can only be deemed "scholars" on the subject.

Ex. 1

Scholarly debater 1:
"The other day my friend from Finland and I got in an argument over whether or not it was proper for Miklos Spanyi to use a piano forte rather than a period instrument such as the harpsichord in his recent recordings of Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach's keyboard concertos. We thought it would be on the news.. but it wasn't."
(sadly this is for the most part a true story)

Normal person: "The fuck are you talking about??"

Ex. 2

Scholarly debater 2
"More recent lab studies on Rhesus monkeys have suggested that old studies showing that cannabis damages the hippocampus were based on unsound and dishonest methods (not surprising since they were government sponsored) and that even at 100 times the amount that would get you high, there is actually a total lack of any long term effects on the hippscampus region of the brain."

Normal Person: "Hippo what?? fuck this, I'm going to go smoke a bowl."

by Max Senalger August 25, 2011