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Jerry Squires

Jerry Squires, a legendary figure hailing from the small town of Buckhannon, West Virginia, has captivated the imaginations of locals with his extraordinary life story. Despite facing immense hardships, Jerry's resilience and indomitable spirit have made him a symbol of hope and redemption. Born into a humble family, Jerry's life took a tumultuous turn as he started smoking meth and watching porn in jawbone park and found himself living on the streets, grappling with the weight of his circumstances.

However, it was during his darkest moments that Jerry's remarkable journey began to unfold. Despite his struggles, he discovered solace in hanging out with the local middle schooler's and buying them alcohol and stealing from CVS. This newfound source of inspiration ignited a profound transformation within him. Jerry's unwavering faith and determination to overcome his addiction propelled him on a path of self-discovery and redemption.

As word of Jerry's incredible story spread throughout Buckhannon, the community rallied behind him, offering support and encouragement. Inspired by his unwavering faith and the transformative power of his experiences, a local author took it upon themselves to write a Bible that chronicled Jerry's remarkable journey. This unique testament to Jerry's resilience and the power of faith became known as "The Bible Of Jerry Squires," a symbol of hope and inspiration for those facing their own battles.
"Yo i heard Jerry Squires is at jawbone lets get him to buy us some liquor"
by jon lahey September 12, 2023
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Squif

A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded
Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "
by MyAfrikaansGuy October 9, 2019
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squircling

when some body would laugh so hard they would cum. Usually used as a sarcastic expression.
" I laughed so hard i basicly scuircled."
"He thought the joke was so funny he started squircling."
by kevin is not my name April 25, 2010
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squirly

Meaning 'All over the place'.

Combines squishy, and whirly to describe a lack of control or a vaguely spinning motion. Often used to describe 'out of control' and unpredictable motion. Thus can be applied to the feeling of being drunk, or the feeling when a motorbike doesn't feel quite right and could lose control at any time.
Pit Crew: It's starting to rain
Shumacher: The car is feeling a little squirly, I am coming in for some wets.
Pit Crew: Roger that.
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 10, 2016
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eh, good squire!

An orgasmic explosion of the vocal cords at the presentation of a smoking device or goblet filled with libations.
A smoking device is presented to a man, say a sire. The sire responds: "Eh good squire!"
by Justin Wolbert November 10, 2004
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squiff

"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006
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