Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.

Handsome squidward is my daddy!

by Cecebear February 9, 2022

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the spongebob song

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by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

Squidward

A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.

Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013

squidward's community college

Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).

squidward's community college college is very good school

by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020

Squidward

When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.

"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

nigga sex squidward

You murdering, kidnapping psychopath. Give me my son. GIVE ME SHAUN! NOW!

“Oh god oh fuck” -(that’s it but I’m forced to say nigga sex squidward)

by Niggas be like *insert text* March 11, 2018

Squidward

(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.

"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."

Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."

"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."

"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."

by TheSquidward April 26, 2009