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Squidward's Suicide

A lost episode of the popular television series Spogebob. It was allegedly written by a now imprisoned Scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. It is unknown whether the clips on YouTube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of Squidward.
The title card Squidward's Suicide comes on the screen. The episode begins with Squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. Upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
Salesman:"Can I have a moment of your-"
Squidward:"Not interested!"
He slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. He stomps over to it and flings it open. The salesman is still there, but he isn't as cheerful looking as previously.
Salesman:"The Red Mist is coming..."

This is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
by TheRedMistScribe March 10, 2012
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Secret Skidmark

A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.
Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
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squidfartz

Cartoonist, Cartoons -the ink-based work of an illustrator. Comes from the personal experience of cartoonist Scott Hart being ridiculed by classmates over his name... variations on which included "Snot Fart" and "Sqwat Farts". Later in life, working under the nom de plume "T. S. Hart" Squidfartz became the name of both the title and the main character of an autobigraphical weekly comic strip and unfinished book. Mr. Hart reasons this, "I wanted to coop the abuse I endured as a child and incorporate my self expression. I am a cartoonist. A squid would fart ink. I am squidfartz and this work I have drawn... these many pages... are nothing but my squidfartz".
query to a cartoonist- "How's it goin' Squidfartz?"

negative reference to artist- "He think's he's makin' important work -but it's nuthin but squidfartz, man."

artist addresses' own work- "Hey guys! seen this week's Squidfartz?"
by T. S. Hart October 18, 2004
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The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward
by Jason5star December 31, 2010
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Squidward

when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
this girl was so kinky last night, she told me to squidward her.
by Cabo4 June 17, 2009
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Squidward

"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
by Steve Tuesday June 3, 2015
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chunky skidmark

When you shart yourself while wearing a thong.
Megab shit herself whlie wearing a thong, and was left with chunky skidmarks.
by Nessa1990 November 28, 2006
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