Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

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Clean Squeeze

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.

"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."

by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008

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Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

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When a male anally penetrates a woman so aggressively that the skin around the anus breaks and bleeds, covering the mans penis in blood. When ready to ejaculate, the man removes his blood-covered member and ejaculates onto the womans face and breasts.

Her ass was so tight, I couldn't help but give her a cherry squeeze-it.

by TRD1437 October 21, 2010

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Frame Squeezer

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.

"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."

by kooljess702 July 29, 2017

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Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

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Anaconda Squeeze

The act of sqeezing your opponent by wrapping them with both your arms and legs. They will be supporting your body weight as you squeeze very tightly and yell very loundly "ANACONDA SQUEEEEEEZZEE"

For more information watch Nacho Libre.

"Choncho I will defeat him with my super move" says Nacho

-jumps on opponent-

"ANACONDA SQUEEZE" Nacho yells loudly as he attempts to bring down the other wrestler.

by Khaos_aj September 24, 2009

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