squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.

I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

squeef

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

by Krigsstev November 11, 2005

squeeky

My little baby caiden

Hey sqeeky what are you doing!

by k8 September 10, 2003

squeegy weegy

A stinky pooper.

Ian, you're a squeegy weegy.

by Meeperbunny August 31, 2017

squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

squeef

a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.

Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!

by 'dklfj August 2, 2007

Squeef

A penis fart

EEEW!, he squeefed in my milkshake

by mathnerd October 29, 2008