Jar Squatter

A shock site where a man proceeds to squat on a glass jar (inserting it into his anus) and the glass jar breaks inside his anus.

'Did you ever see Jar Squatter!?'

by discoxtonks February 18, 2009

Squeaker

An under-aged child online that defined to popular belief is most annoying and large portion of the Xbox, PlayStation, and even PC. Loud, annoying, and they act like adults using innuendos as well as cliches from most original ideas. They are more shown to be on the immature side.

Great, there's another squeaker in the game!

Get out, you dumb arse squeaker!

"OH YEA, I AM SUCH A SQUEAKER!!! people so 'gay' these days!"

by Andymius September 20, 2014

jimmy squeaker

A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding (buttocks)

"this is gonna be a jimmy squeaker"
"at least they don't smell"

by Locket July 17, 2006

Naked Squatter

1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there

FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!

Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.

Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...

by Charlie McV January 24, 2009

Squelter

to hinder, or more drastically, destroy. Mostly in regards to aspirations

She felt he was squeltering her dreams.

by squleterer June 23, 2009

squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator May 2, 2006