Spackle the Uvula

To ejaculate in the mouth.

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.

by Anthony Caporale August 6, 2008

Spacklevacuum

(noun, verb): Referring to a party who places their lips on the rectum of a second party and inhales the sediment expounded from the anus as a fart is released.

I've met some damn fine spacklevacuum's, but that Raul can really peel the paint off my anus.

by crooked_sartre June 4, 2017

spackle

when you hit someone when they are being annoying or rude.

i want to spackle them right now they are being so annoying

by grac May 11, 2021

Dave Sprackman

Coded reference to methamphetamine. Hidden derivative of the word spracked. A name to use in sensitive areas when looking for meth.

Did Dave Sprackman ever make it to the party? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

by WillyV November 16, 2007

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012