Spooped

Spooped: The act of being spooked whilst taking a poop.

I was spooped so hard I forgot to wipe.

by TraditionalSweetBasilMarinara October 28, 2017

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

Spooked

Being high on marijuana

"Hurry up and roll that blunt, I'm trying to get spooked"

by styraciflua May 22, 2015

sponed

being owned by somebody using a spongebob squarepants quote,

Can also be spelled Spowned, this was insisted upon by a toolbox.

"hey man, they told me my big fat nose wouldn't fit in, and then all I heard was the word "sponed" being yelled inside, any idea what that might mean?"

by readbetweenthelines January 5, 2012

spooner

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

by Madrob September 10, 2011

spooner

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011