Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one

“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”

by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021

spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.

I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.

by Skyfree June 22, 2015

White spoiler

On the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either :
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident

A: Did she just spoil the entire film?
B: No, don't worry. It's white spoiler, really. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie.

Or

A: Jimmy!! You just told me how the story ends!
B: Oops... Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out.

by Cinciarella March 11, 2018

Spoiler

Someone with a FAT FUCKING ASS

"Did you see the ass on that SPOILER?!"

"He might be bigger than beyonce!"

by THE DARK MAD WATERSLIDER March 19, 2010

Spoiler

A spoiler is when someone tells you something you didn't know thats in a movie you haven’t seen, or an anime you haven’t seen, or a manga you haven’t seen.

Johny: “Hey dude, you read the manga for My Hero Academia yet?”
Alex: “No, don’t give me any spoilers! Haha!!”
Johny: “I promise.”
.........
Johny: “SO YEAH, HAWKS IS A TRAITOR AND ALL MIGHT LOSES HIS POWERS”
Alex: “GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JOHNY!”

by someone who hates mineta February 22, 2020

spoilerer

A person who clearly doesn't know the english language

"hey whats a spoilerer?"

"A person who is dumb af"

by Bullyboncs March 28, 2015

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018