Normally white cracker dickhead who’s talent is finding Puerto Rican girls (aka immigrants) getting very offended over his tiny penis
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The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.
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The most brutal thing ever made. Likes horses and looks like one as well. Is the definition of a cunt.
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-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
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Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by DPlast April 15, 2008
Get the Star Spangled Blowjob mug.1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.
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1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.
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by Steve November 19, 2003
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