barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.

Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.

by Rick C. May 14, 2005

spider

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

by The Z Dude September 27, 2009

Skipernicus

A fictional philosopher/scientist/academic - used to indicate that you don't know the attribution of a fact without actually saying "I don't know."

Who said "the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?"

I believe that was Skipernicus.

Her style of painting is Skipernican.

by Fleen Bleensteen February 3, 2010

Sniper Oblivion

Term used to describe snipers on Modern Warfare 2 completely unaware of nearby enemies, usually due to the fact that they are extremely hardscoping and unable to see peripherals. Sniper Oblivion is usually noticed by other team mates in Search and Destroy after one is knifed and the sniper offers no support.

Bad Kid 1: (Enters death lobby) DAMMIT that Marathon/Lightweight douchebag knifed me again, I hope Jess gets him.

Jess: (enters death lobby) aww man. Where'd he come from?

Bad Kid 2: *sighs* Sniper Oblivion dude...

by Schnalex August 8, 2010

Spider Sense

Strong intuition. A gut feeling.

"My spider sense is tingling - those two men, it's because of them!" - Spider Man, Marvel Comics, 1963

by leica0000 October 7, 2011

Spider-Maniac

One of those people who are just so obsessed with Spider-Man they've even got Spider-Man bedsheets

Man *Pretending to spin webs and fight villians*
Woman "Haha you're such a cute spider-maniac

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

Sniper Mask

VERY HOT MAN WITH RIFLE AND MASK!

guy 1: hey have you watched high rise invasion??
guy2: YEAH AND THE SNIPER DUDE IS SO FUCKING HOT

guy1: yeah zaddy

Have you watched high rise invasion? The guy with the sniper goes by sniper mask!

by bigh0rnyzaddy May 11, 2021