spinning alex

A round oval shaped guy named Alex. Most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe.

Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.

by Kingval October 12, 2016

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Spinning sqaure

A annoying person or thing, used as an insult.

"I can't believe John won't buy me a ticket to the baseball game he has the money,he is such a spinning sqaure".

by KAC123321 January 22, 2021

spinning snowflake snowman

a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010

"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"

by ABiggerNigger May 23, 2021

Twisted anal spinning

The art of getting him/her from the back inserting you’re dick in there asshole and spinning them around and around in circles

Kim:Hey Joe wanna come give me a Twisted anal spinning?

Joe:sure Kim take off you’re pants let’s do this!

by urfriendlyInformer January 29, 2020

Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013