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Sphincter fucked

1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.

2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.
A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!

B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!
by IrishEyez October 13, 2005
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sphincter

noun: one's pooper
gentlemen, rest your sphincters!
by the storm drains April 18, 2009
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sphincterite

A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.
ow! someone hit mein the face with a sphincterite!
by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003
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sphincterlicious

The act of being rear-ended (anal sex) that is so satisfying it makes the receiver scream.
Man, he fucked me so good it was sphincterlicious.
by Mike_c01 March 6, 2011
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Sphincter lilly

A playful way to refer to an asshole; either actual or metaphorical.
1) My sphincter lilly hurts after pounding out a hot stack.
2) You drank all of my soda, you sphincter lilly! :(
by Rundas October 27, 2011
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Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
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Sphincter Sense

The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"
by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011
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