Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011

Siamese shy turtle

When males' testicles or balls or gonads retract and shrivel. Sometimes due to cold or excitement but primarily in this case due to fear and anxiety.

Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.

Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.

She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?

"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"

by RastaVari October 23, 2013

alien spaceship

During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.

Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!

by monkeyfruk June 6, 2009

queen of spades

The queen of spades is one of the 52 cards that is in a normal neck of cards.

In the game hearts, she can be a real pain to get because she is worth 13 points, which you would not want to get.

I hate when I get that bitch in hearts

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

Spamslave

A group of losers devoted to the followings of a specific type of troll who makes use of the word spam in their display name. This troll commands his people through simple moans and grunts. Collectively, the troll and his/her spamslaves target those who enforce rules of websites and devote their lives to to cheap humor revolved around this person. Often times the humor is actually at the expense of the spamslaves themselves, though due to mitigating factors ( ie. pre pubescent, being a loser, low IQ, internet tough) they are unable to see that their futile attempts at humor rarely go beyond the spamtards, themselves. When confronted about their stupidity, spamslaves, or the troll master him/herself, result to the age old internet tactic utilized by those who cannot intelligently command the english language : They label you an ass kisser.

Trollmaster: Look what this loser mod who banned me for breaking the rules posted on this other site:

Mod "The sky is blue."

Spamslave1 : OMG LULZ that guy is such a fucktard.
Spamslave2 : I HATE HIM SO MUCH, NOW I HATE THE SKY AND THE COLORS BLUE 2.

Trollmaster: Yeah, he is such a douche and a loser and he has no life.

Non spamslave : You guys realize that you are all idiots, who devote their life to copying posts made by someone on another website?

Trollmaster : OMG UR AN ASS KISSER
Spamslave 1 : BRWNNOOSER!
Spamslave 2 : GTFO FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

by someone else's n/a February 10, 2008

siamese spliff

A siamese spliff involves the the simultaneous handling of both a traditional cannabis joint or spliff and an ordinary cigarette.
In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.

Kelly suggested to Weston that they fire up a siamese spliff. He gleefully agreed. She finished rolling a joint as Weston tossed her a cigarette. They took turns taking deep drags untill the siamese spliff was no more.

by westonshow August 22, 2011

siamese insurance

Where two parties to a criminal act keep evidence against the other ensuring both mouths stay shut. Because of their actions they are joined like Siamese twins.

For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.

by SteveDScot October 9, 2013