Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013

scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Cum omelette

When a male ejaculates onto a frying pan and proceeds to scramble it like eggs

I made a cum omelette yesterday

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 6, 2019

omelette ass

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.

I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!

by Andrew Stephen February 6, 2008

Omelette

Omelette is used, (as in Lee Nelson's well good show) to encourage peer pressure. If you state that you are going to do something, such as dropping a meaty steamer on your mate's pillow, and another calls 'Omelette', you must adhere to your initial proposition. Failure to do said task will result in the Omeletted individual having to cook a tasty Omelette for the person who called Omelette.

Person A: "I'm gonna eat a turd sandwich."

Person B: "Omelette."
Person A: "Shit."

by HarryHobnob August 28, 2013