softballer 

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.

girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.

softballer by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011

soft donny 

1. A man who was once a hard donny...drinker, rager and all around badass who - due to engaging in an exclusive monogamous relationship- has now become like melted soft serve ice cream relinquishing all of his past friendships and overall beast mentality for a life of Netflix and missionary sexual intercourse.

2. Flaccid penis

Soft donny spends his Friday nights watching Gilmore Girls with his Girl friend.

Last night my boyfriend had a soft donny.

I

soft donny by beepbopboopbeep January 10, 2015

soft shell taco 

Shaved pussy

That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?

Nah man, soft shell taco.

soft shell taco by Adambom42 April 20, 2018

suck a softball through a straw 

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014

National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

National kiss a softball player day by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Soft spot 

Soft spot is when you like a boy/girl and you'll do basically anything for them. You could be mean to anyone but when it comes to them you're the nicest person on earth. You do the most just to make them happy etc

Kelly is mad at jake

*Jake wrights her a long paragraph on how sorry he is*
Kelly: he totally has a soft spot for me

Soft spot by Swift EG July 5, 2017