software engineering

A widely used noun that is a oxymoron. Software cannot be engineered.

I rigorously derived a mathematically provable peice of psuedo-code. (Yeah, right...)

by S. Rittenhouse February 1, 2004

software engineering

process which involves a sledge hammer and microsoft os.

fatal error one oh one..hmmm,guess i better do some software engineering..

by wired_duck January 27, 2004

free software

A term much beloved of self-important programmers, who love to rant tiresomely about such things as modification and redistribution of software, oblivious to the fact that most of us couldn't care less whether our software is free as in free speech, free beer, free love, or freestyle snowboarding, as long as we don't have to pay for it.

I can download it and use it for free, of course it's free software!

by robin765 March 20, 2008

software engineer

one who is an engineer of software and spends 20 percent of his/her day doing so the other 80 percent is looking up porn!

what did you do at work today bob? oh nothing just "booted my harddrive"

by Dr. Fatz February 2, 2004

Downloading the Latest Software

to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.

Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"

by KeVIInXI July 31, 2011

Oohay mirror elgoog software

A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.

I got that solar wind detector from the oohay mirror elgoog software

by douk January 30, 2020

software version age dating

revealing your age by referring to the old software you used to use

I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.

by pixelfairy August 25, 2008