Forum Sniper

A person who responds to your forum post faster than the refresh of your monitor making it virtually impossible for you to correct yourself without looking like a complete jack-ass

1 This video is awesome!

2 Got a direct link to it?

3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)

2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.

2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......

4 You just got forum snipered

by Carbonboy April 9, 2010

Pint-sizer

Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.

Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?

Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.

by Reel Smart January 10, 2011

bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

by aljdbeidsidb April 18, 2016

Bosnia sniper fire

Glorified, made up story to make you sound courageous.

We were under Bosnia sniper fire when we landed. We had to duck down and run to our cars.

by RR RR February 5, 2017

Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

Sneaky Sniker

Sneaky Snikers are One Of The Most Dangerous Animals In The World, who are attracted to kazoos , Play one and they’ll kill you.

“Croikey, It’s a Sneaky Sniker!”

by JungJavaLittle August 11, 2018

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.

Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009