Smashed Penny

When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.

Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!

by John Applesauces October 5, 2008

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

Smashed

A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.

'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'

by Jungle_Juice October 16, 2008

slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010

a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007