Skype Ghost

When it says one of your contacts is online but they actually aren't.

Jack: "Hey, has Lukas been online lately?"
Pat: "No, he's a Skype Ghost."

by CoolHatClub August 22, 2014

Skype Date

When you and your significant other or friend plan a time to meet on Skype and video Chat. Very useful when you cannot see person on a daily basis.

Guy 1 " Dude I gotta find a wifi signal, I have a skype date!"

Guy 2 "Oh, cool! Tell me if she's hot as her pics are."

by nansi566 April 20, 2010

Skype Date

A planned conversation on Skype between two people that have an interest in each other.

Bill: Hey you want to chat up on Skype later tomorrow?

Mike: Sorry I can't, I got a Skype date with Cathy

by Fisher12 March 15, 2009

Skype Dubstep

when you're chatting to someone on skype and your internet craps out so you sound like you're doing a dupstep remix of yourself

Person on Skype: I I I I Thin Thin Think Thhattt....
Other Person: Dude you're starting to Skype Dubstep

by QueenSkypeDubstep October 2, 2011

skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010

Skype it

When you´re telling or being told a story via facebook chat or other non-verbal instances and you realize the story needs to be told "live" in order to reach its full potential.

Tom: So today this totally awesome thing happened, I was walking along the street and suddenly, out of nowhere... Shit, I can´t explain it on chat. I need to skype it!

Julie: I really want to hear all about your first week at college! ur txt was so bland!
Catherine: It was AWESOME, CRAZY shit happened, we went to INSANE parties and stuff
Julie: ....I think you need to skype it.

by Skypechick February 18, 2011

skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012