The Anti-Simp

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.

"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"

by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019

Ultra Simp

A man that overly pays attention to a woman. He tends to spend too much time obsessing over her. His name is usually Corey

Wow that guy is crazy about his girlfriend. He is literally inane. He must be Corey and a ultra Simp

by Ooooogurl June 22, 2020

skimpy

article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.

damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!

by tiff March 12, 2004

Female simp

A female who is over infatuated with a guy who does not feel the same. This female chases after this guy regardless of how he responds to her

Ashley: Didnt he leave you on open for like 2 weeks?

M: yes and?
Ashley: you’re such a female simp

by cookiemonster36 February 23, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Ben is a major simp for ditching us for those hoes.

by SimpSensei February 1, 2020

simp player

A person who simps all the time and succeeds

her: I like him so much.
me: he's just a simp player.

by questionable and confused August 10, 2020

simpcond

Frist meaning-
-A type of transformer that's a simp.

second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards

First meaning example: The Autobots were forced to go against the simpcons in the 5th movie.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things

Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.

by TheRealRealSoup September 11, 2020