Definitions by TheRealRealSoup

Soup 

Noun

A wet ass hat with multiple assets (read: alternative accounts)

1: That dude’s a Soup

2: Don't be such a soup

Soup by TheRealRealSoup September 11, 2020

Soup 

a man who only has only fans about soup, literally.

also, Soup (adjective)

-a condition of having alternative accounts and self-supporting.

Noun: Have you seen Soup, what a madlad.

Adjective: If I had to describe you, it would be soup.

Soup by TheRealRealSoup September 11, 2020

simpcond 

Frist meaning-
-A type of transformer that's a simp.

second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards

First meaning example: The Autobots were forced to go against the simpcons in the 5th movie.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things

Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.

simpcond by TheRealRealSoup September 11, 2020