3 definitions by TheRealRealSoup

Frist meaning-
-A type of transformer that's a simp.

second meaning
- unit of measurement of time in simp standards
First meaning example: The Autobots were forced to go against the simpcons in the 5th movie.
Frist meaning example 2: A simpcond whispered into Optimus Prime's Engine some dirty diesel things

Second meaning example: Our professor decided to convert from units of seconds to units of simpconds.
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Noun

A wet ass hat with multiple assets (read: alternative accounts)
1: That dude’s a Soup

2: Don't be such a soup
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a man who only has only fans about soup, literally.

also, Soup (adjective)

-a condition of having alternative accounts and self-supporting.
Noun: Have you seen Soup, what a madlad.

Adjective: If I had to describe you, it would be soup.
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