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dog sitter

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.
Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter
by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016
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chop sitter

A sitter for guns, safes, guard dogs, etc. very high profile.
That nigga so lucky, he got a chop sitter for all his shit
by freakindasheets June 29, 2020
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The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.
I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.
by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021
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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers
My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off
by jbrow December 8, 2020
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Fat Sitter

Ripping a mean burnout and sitting still.
“Yo check out that dude doing a fat sitter!”
by Skiddymcgee July 9, 2020
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