A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.
Angus: hey look theirs a dog
Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss
Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit
Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter
Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss
Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit
Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter
by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

by freakindasheets June 29, 2020

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.
by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021

by jbrow December 8, 2020

by Skiddymcgee July 9, 2020

by cran tropical on tiktok August 22, 2021
