Shmishmorshan

A euphemism for a word that rhymes with it.

"Don't get a shmishmorshan, it hasn't even seen its dick yet!"

"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."

CAUTION!!!

BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!

by SupremeKaiser September 4, 2009

Shmishmormon

The term used to describe a person who was baptized mormon, but does everything a mormon is not supposed to do, i.e: drink, smoke, gamble, have sex, etc. They also no longer attend church, and usually were only baptized becuase their parents made them.

did you have ay idea that bill was such a shmishmormon???

by Kcornsmell April 25, 2011

Smish

a word used to call an ignorant someone a fuck-boy.

if that smish doesn't stop running his mouth I'm gonna beat his ass!

by brick_1 October 14, 2014

smish

happiness personally felt in response to awareness of another person's happiness.

I heard that Martha is really happy that she qualified for that race. I feel an overwhelming sense of smish!

by Raven Rehill August 27, 2010

smish

n. 1.a pile of pot
2.pot in general

v. to smoke weed

whoa! look at that smish, we're getting stoned today.

is there smish?

you want to smish?

by motherfrigginholler August 16, 2006

Samish

1 - adj. used to describe someone who must have explinations presented for every aspect of life.

2 - adj. completely oblivious to everything that occurs, normally unable to understand metaphors and figures of speech.

Do I have to explain everything to you?! Argh, you're so Samish!!!

by Phil #2 October 24, 2007

smishmorshmun

stealth for abortion mofo

ah fuk im preggaz, need a smishmorshmun

by split pin November 24, 2009