Sizelove

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. The Sizelove can triple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny. They tend to be artistic and love expressing themselves. Job fields they tend to excel in include tattooing, photography, anything musical, and of course porn-super stars.

A boy in Washington named Watermelindria Sizelove turned sideways and poked an asian girl in china. Said female later reported that she became a paraplegic and would never walk again due to said accident. This is what she had to say "我喜歡的大小"
Translation: "i loved the size"

by Dr. Slutsky December 1, 2011

Simeon

Muscular guy that loves working out. Is really cute, and really funny. He’s got a big cock. He has great music taste.

Who is that? You don’t know, that’s Simeon!

by kingprince0303 June 1, 2020

simplord

The alpha of all simps. A male that gives masses of money to girls that don't want anything to do with him

Ceaser is the king of all simps. Some would call him a simplord.

by SisterFista May 21, 2020

shmelon

Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.

"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"

by shdick February 10, 2010

Simplona

Used to describe a Latin woman with no refined tastes. Bad words easily flow from her mouth, she is sloppily dressed, and smells like armpit and beer. Speaks without thinking and beats her kids with her purse or her belt. Loose woman with no values.

Latin people's version of white trash.

"Esa vieja simplona apesta a pura cerveza."
"That old simplona stinks of beer."

"Me la heche ala vieja simplona."
"I shagged the old simplona."

by Sound of Music August 8, 2008

Simeon

Someone who is musically illiterate

Arnold: "Hey did you hear 'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix?"
Kooby: "Who's Jimi Hendrix?"
Arnold: "Stop being a simeon."

by Kazuuay February 6, 2014

Simploid

Simploid contains the roots of the words 'simple', 'gimboid' hence the phrase 'you simple minded gimboid' can be condensed into the rather snappier 'you simploid'.

Putface IS the orignal simploid.

by ktmoo September 24, 2005