"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."
"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."
"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."
"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."
"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."
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Michael: "Dude, I swear I saw Simon at the shops today!"
Shayne: "That cant be possible, he is a known Simfac."
Shayne: "That cant be possible, he is a known Simfac."
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Get the Simaycılık mug.A feminine Kurdish name with the meaning “Silver Water”. Simav is a very intuitive, ambitious and intelligent individual with incredible potential. Always trying to experience the next best thing and enjoy life, Simav is always on the hunt for a new adventure. She posses great beauty, talent, tactical intellect and is the most fun and interesting person you’ll ever meet. You’d be lucky to have Simav as a friend!
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TLDR ; Simavs are a gift to the world. Always ahead of the world. Always in their own world.
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Beautiful, cute, very outgoing & just a great person who deserves it. You can basically talk about everything with her.
Even though she goes through a lot of pain, she still remains happy in the perspective of other people. She will absolutely make you fall in love with everything she got. The love that she gives is priceless. There's no place that you will feel safer in than her arms.
And dang - her smile will make your heart beat faster and straight up melt.
Her music taste is one of the best parts.
Simay is also very smart and her cooking skills seem to be perfect. In dresses she looks like Cinderella. SHE is absolutely wifey material. And you will never stop thinking about her!!!
I hope I will marry her some day.
I love you Simay ❤
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