Softbatch

A wuss or a soft person

Jim is a softbatch

by Robb Ball December 20, 2003

swiftboat

to distort history for political purposes, especially in a vicious personal attack

The upcoming ABC documentary 'The Path to 9/11' is expected to swiftboat the Clinton administration, accusing it of ignoring the terrorist threat.

by JwW September 7, 2006

Swiftboated

exposure of a false hero by people who are fimiliar with claimed heroic acts

John claimed to have saved a life in the local tragic fire. However, after noting that John was aat the time, actually in a bar 20 miles away by the bartender, John was Swiftboated by several other people the entire week following the fictitious claim.

by Mike52 Fleming October 28, 2006

swiftboat

to attack an anti-war politician on the basis of their military service record

"Man, did they swiftboat Murtha."

by galatea January 14, 2006

Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009

Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.

"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"

by User 704 May 26, 2019

swiftboating

The process of smearing a military veteran's service record for political purposes. Named after the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth, who discredited John Kerry's war record during the 2004 U.S. presidential election.

He was a popular candidate, until the swiftboating started.

by SmileyScout January 21, 2006