sidewalk soldier

An acquaintance or random person recruited informally, generally to be used as a little extra muscle.

Tom: A few guys were giving this girl trouble at a bar last night, so I told them to stop.
Dave: Did they stop?
Tom: No, they wanted a fight and there was no way I would take them, so I went outside and got a few sidewalk soldiers to help me out.

Jill: You know some guys are going to jump you at the party right?
Tomas: Don't worry, I'll get a few sidewalk soldiers to come with.

by Sidewalk Soldier January 13, 2011

sidechick-ology

When you are an expert in the field of "side chickery". You are the 1 in 100,000 who went from side chick to wifey and believe that it is possible for anyone to achieve. You are the master of the art of being a side chick.

Meghan is sad because her ex is with someone new, her friend Kathleen is a master at sidechick-ology and helps Meghan get her man back.

by sidechick-ologist July 5, 2017

Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 6, 2005

sidewalk sissy

gay male street whore

look at that sidewalk sissy standing there

by bo April 19, 2003

Sidewalk-Pizza

A large puddle of vomit that drunks upchuck on the sidewalk as they stagger toward their vehicles for all to enjoy! It often includes large chunks of smelly multicolored bits of partially eaten food mixed in with their puke!

Hey watch out for that Sidewalk-Pizza, you don't want to step in that puke or you will stink up the car!

by CaptD December 16, 2010

sidetalk

Quiet conversation that takes place between people who are sitting beside each other during some kind of committee meeting or official gathering. When enough goes on, and as sound grows exponentially, it can be loud enough to distract the chairperson or whoever is speaking, as well as annoy those who want to carry the meeting's agenda forward.

During the meeting, the mayor became so frustrated with all the sidetalk going on between the city councillors, she finally yelled, "Can you all pay attention to what I'm saying for just a second?!?"

by GarthF December 16, 2005

sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation

Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it

by freeleigh May 27, 2006