Switzerland

The best country in the world.

"Where do you wish to live when you get old?"--"Switzerland."

by Qiu Qiu March 8, 2023

for switzerland

An enthusiastic way of saying "for sure"

"Yo bro you trying to go roll up some kush?"
"For Switzerland! I got the sticks."

by 911wasInsideJob April 18, 2018

Playing Switzerland

Staying neutral on a topic

Lottie’s her best friend, I don’t know why she’s playing Switzerland about the breakup.

by lottielot February 7, 2022

Take a Shwitter

The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop

Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016

Pulling A Switzerland

To remain 100% neutral in an argument/debate/drama/event/etc.
(aka "Pulling a Swiss")

Origin comes from the country Switzerland, which remained neutral in major wars (including World War II )

Person 1: "I can't believe Bob said that! Can you tweet at Bob and tell him how much he stinks?"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to get involved in this. I'm pulling a switzerland on this one."

by Anonyfur August 17, 2016

Giving a Switzer

When you only have to eat someone's ass once for it to be effective.

Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?

by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019

Life is not Switzerland

fig. of speech: „Life isn’t easy“
Switzerland is a wealthy country with a low crime rate and a low unemployment rate.
One could only assume that people who live there don’t have to face any problems of the real world.

„I didn’t get into the university of my dreams“
- „Well, Life is not Switzerland“
You can’t always get what you want - if you could, you‘d be in Switzerland.

by emmspemms September 4, 2023