Shiwadiwadi

"This is a phrase that would commonly be used among the English community, it's general reference is to point out a obese person walking in a specific waddling style.
This word was created by Danny Hodson in 2009."

"HEY, ASH! LOOK AT THAT SHIWADIWADI WALKING!"

by MassivelyClever October 10, 2009

Showdumping

Show dumping, which gets its name from the badminton horse trials, is in full public view of fellow contestants and viewing judges alike, clearly in the interests that there is no cheating.

It is a soldiers past time when bored on operations or exercise. Each contestant will step forward and either climb a tree, or fence depending on what 'field' furniture is available. He/she (i'm just being PC - i have yet to see a she do this) will then present ones backside 'proud' of the said tree branch/fence rail & pull ones trousers down around the ankles. Point of not here - dont fall out the tree/off the fence.
The contestant will then 'let one go', shouting 'bombs away'. When completed, the contestant will state 'clear' and pull trousers up. Point of not for the judges here - dont walk forward when the contestant has his /her trousers down, i dont need to explain why.
Each judge will then hold up home made score cards for all to see giving marks out of ten.
Points are awarded for quantity (army rations can be held within the bowel for up to 10 days) and artistic impression.

After a chicken curry and some processed cheese, Neil scored a perfect '10' on his very first showdumping

by Prophet Ted July 6, 2010

Showalter Middle School

The school comes with free reduced lunches and STDs. I’m unoriginal @danal it’s up to you to finish

Showalter middle School

by Raffish July 1, 2019

Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.

I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.

by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011

pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.

**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me

by just trying to educate america June 18, 2012

Seattle Showdown

A variation of the Seattle Slapjack. Two masturbate facing each other. Upon ejaculation rub the semen into your palm and slap the other person across the face. The first person to slap the other wins.

Guy 1: Hey you trying to get in a Seattle Showdown?
Guy 2: Not right now my girlfriend is coming over.
Guy 1: Dude you're not doing anything else.
Guy 2: Fuck it. Your place or mine.

by suckittrebeck4 August 23, 2012

shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar

Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2016