Bitch Shoulda known

When somebody is having a bad day and they don't take the opportunity to lay low and let the day pass by, and because of this something worse ends up happening to them.

Person 1: Did you hear that my friend Alicia failed her exam and she caught her boyfriend cheating on her in the same day, but she still decided to go clubbing later, where she ended up twisting her ankle, breaking both her shoes and had to go home early, where the taxi driver ran over her cat.

Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.

by Bennyamd October 13, 2015

Broad shoulders

Bitches named Bella

Max: Wow! Bella has really broad shoulders!

by hamiltonsoundtracklover June 21, 2019

rookie shoulders

The shoulders of a newborn baby that hasn't seen any action yet.

I saw this baby, he had rookie shoulders.

by superpolice049 April 8, 2021

white-boy shoulders

A racially offensive term used to describe weak or narrow shoulders on men of any race.

Does he fight?
Na, he's got white-boy shoulders.

by hearditonthestreet May 17, 2007

shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.

Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

by Père Temps May 8, 2013

Head & Shoulders Party

When you are being masturbated by a partner, and said parter shoves a travel sized bottle of head and shoulders up your ass. Typically done in the backseat of a car in the middle of the day.

Guy 1: Man, Laura invited me to a Head & Shoulders Party last weekend. It was awesome! We had it right in front oh her church!
Guy 2: Ew.

by M.J.R.T. October 17, 2006

shouldis

a name for whome they are great in all categories of life, very intelligent, thoughtful, a friend who will remain honest to you for as long as you're with them. A special friend.

I wish I was friends with the Shouldis', they seem to be great people..

by Shouldis October 31, 2011