Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

Mexican shmeat meat by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

Rig'shmeat

When your penis or any penis shaped object is that of large stature, or equal to that of Rigby from the famed show "Regular show"

"Wow! Hey babe come look at my gat, I got some rig'shmeat"

Rig'shmeat by Rigbizzidyone January 5, 2019

Super Shmeat 

An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.

Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.

Super Shmeat by mrffototy February 18, 2021

hotdog shmeater 

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

hotdog shmeater by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

drakes shmeat 

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

drakes shmeat by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024