scooping

when you chick trys to catch the huge amount of jizz leaking from her ass or pussy after being well fucked on her way to the bathroom so she doesn't get any on the carpet.

She was scooping down the hall when I finished with that thing.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

Shooping

Shopping and pooping at the same time.

Hey Eliza, wanna go shooping later?

No sorry, i already took a poop

by Nenad617 May 31, 2009

scooping

When you are having sex or had sex with someone.

Alex told his roommate Ariel not to go in the dorm room because he was scooping for about an hour with the girl from the party and needs to clean up.

by El Argenis A.K.A. "Henis" August 9, 2006

shooping

the act of taking someone's shoes off their feet without their consent and taking off in the opposite direction with said footwear

Omg that homeless man is shooping someone across the street!!!

by KittyKat63012 July 11, 2010

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

shmoopie

a little wet poopie that is half diaria and half regular poopie...

Oh by the way when I borrowed your gym shorts yesterday I left a little shmoopie for you in them..... Or I know why it smells so bad in your room Jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case...

by jim May 13, 2005

Shmoopie

An executive that is completely full of crap

important people who thing there crap doesn't stink are all shmoopies

by BUCKEYEDUCK June 28, 2011