Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006

shitfaced

An extremely intoxicated state of being caused by the excessive use of large quantities of alcohol or drugs. Having an appearance of being off your face.

Jeez. Andy reeks of beer
Yeah...... he's totally "shitfaced"

by Signor Dick Pic November 1, 2013

kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.

I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.

by NVuss August 15, 2008

shitfacedly

a state of drunkness which usually makes an excuse for doing something.

-I'm bummed.
-why?
-i shitfacedly made out with that nasty slag last night.
-bummer.

by Tyler Bray February 20, 2008

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

Shitpiped

When you get you teeth knocked out for talking shit.

Man Javi was talking shit on dawn rd and terrance came up and shitpiped em

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005